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Michael Dolley
President of Kraplakistan

Michael has been a politition for as long as he can remember, exibiting a strong desire to convince people that he was right. After forming an instant friendship with Matthew Grayson in high school the duo decided that not only would they survive a zombie apocolypse, the society they would recreate would be better. After much discussion, Michael realised that they should just try and make the world better without waiting for a zombie apocolypse.

Top of his to do list...
Eat a dinosaur
Matthew Grayson
Prime Minister of Kraplakistan

Matthew Grayson breaks the mold of traditional political leaders, he is charasmatic and speaks his mind. Matthew attributes his success to forming a strong partnership with somebody who both compliments and conflicts with his way of thinking. Matt's ability to think outside of the box has resulted in some very successful projects such as the Space Monkey Institute of Kraplakistan.

Top of his to do list...
Hot lesbian twin police officers
Kathie S
First Lady

Kathie is the voice of reason that helps Michael remember he isn't a 5 year old any more. Kathie met Michael at high school and somehow managed to distract him from Matt long enough to win his heart. Kathie has recently been appointed as a spokesperson for The Kraplakistan Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, a topic she is very passionate about.

Top of her to do list...
Stop Michael making really bad jokes
Nia Adams
Deputy Leader of Kraplakistan

After working as an opposition party spokesperson for several years she was finally rewarded with the opposition leadership just as Matthew and Michael started making positive changes. Realizing that she was fighting for the wrong team Nia defected to become the deputy leader of Kraplakistan. Nia quickly proved the critics wrong by taking charge of the Healthy Kraplakistan program, which has been directly linked to a decrease in the number of morbidly obese citizens.

Top of her to do list...
Visit Machu Pichu
Belle Adams
Government Minister

Belle, the younger sister of Nia Adams, originally joined the government on a one year internship. Belle quickly demonstrated great skill and understanding over the political process. When the death of John Falkin triggered a bi-election Belle ran for office with the full endorsement of both leaders. Belle's local projects were so sucessful that she was rewarded with a government role, becoming one of the youngest ever to do so.

Top of her to do list...
Find a comfortable bra
Jessica Edgemon
Head of Government Security / Ninja

Jessica is the head of government security and good friend of both leaders. Originally one of the finest Ninjas in Kraplakistan Jessica was discharged from the army, official details have never been released. Jessica suffered amnesia while preventing an assasination, however through genetic testing was discovered to be the illegitimate daughter of deceased billionaire oil tycoon Charles Edgemon. Jessica's uncle, Harold Edgemon, is an opposition minister.

Top of her to do list...
Find her mother
Dr. Kurt Milstead
Doctor

Kurt is one of the finest doctors in Kraplakistan and is the trusted physician of the leaders. Kurt is also heavily involved in several ground breaking cancer research projects.

Top of his to do list...
Cure cancer
James Clifford
Opposition Leader

James studied governance and public policy at The Univeristy of Southern Kraplakistan and graduated at the top of his class. After several years of working as a political analyst for the Times of Kraplakistan newspaper James lost all of his money and credibilty through a combination of addiction and bad investments. James was discovered by the leaders and given the deputy position. After growing tired the way Matt and Michael ran things James quit and eventually took over the opposition.

Top of his to do list...
Become a leader of Kraplakistan
Sarah North
Office Operations Manager

Sarah is the official assistant to the President and and Prime Minister of Kraplakistan. Her role makes her directly responsible for the day to day movements of both leaders. She was given the job after turning up to the government office by mistake. She had intended to meet with the CEO of DotSlash Productions about a personal assistant position. DotSlash Productions went bust after the CEO kidnapped his personal assistant.

Top of his to do list...
Learn to speak Italian