Can you believe that Nia is engaged?
Not really, I used to think she was a lesbian
What are you talking about? You were sleeping with her for several months
I fail to see what that has to do with anything
You are familiar with the concept of lesbians aren't you?
Yes, but it sounds like I should watch some documentaries on the subject
You can't spend the rest of the day to watching lesbian porn
But what if I had already scheduled it before we had this conversation?