Please don't take that new job
Why doesn't anybody want me to take it?
Why do you think they offered it to you?
Because I am good at what I do
Really? Maybe you should read this
The Kraplakistan Sex Party is currently in talks to lure a new leader to our cause. A leader who's work in the adult entertainment industry will provide valuable insights and experience
You take that job and you are admitting to everybody that you are nothing more than a stripper who doesn't even strip
