Do you know if I only got my intership because Matt wanted to sleep with me?
I remember him telling me you offered to sleep with him if you got it
Is that the only reason? So he could fuck me?
I would be lying if I said he didn't like the idea
So my entire political career is based on Matt wanting to sleep with me
Wait... Hasn't Matt ever told you what he did? Maybe you should ask him about your application
He figured out most of it was made up didn't he?
