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106. Somebody pregnant?

Matthew Grayson, Prime Minister of Kraplakistan
I am just wondering what our policy on paid maternity leave is?
Why? Did you get somebody pregnant?
Matthew Grayson, Prime Minister of Kraplakistan
No, the tactical retreat never fails. It's just that the opposition announced their policy
We said in October that we would be introducing a program for 4 months paid leave
Matthew Grayson, Prime Minister of Kraplakistan
Oh, well the opposition is saying their plan is 12 months with full pay
That's crazy, you could have another child before you ran out of maternity leave
Matthew Grayson, Prime Minister of Kraplakistan
You're right, the sluts would never have to work again
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