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107. 12 months leave

Matthew Grayson, Prime Minister of Kraplakistan
Have you looked at the opposition maternity leave plan at all?
Of course, it's a complete joke. There is no way they could finance it
Matthew Grayson, Prime Minister of Kraplakistan
James says they are going to tax big business to pay for it
Oh I am sure that will be popular. Besides, what business would be happy to lose an employee for 12 months?
Matthew Grayson, Prime Minister of Kraplakistan
What do you mean?
Well, if I was pregnant and took 12 months off you'd have to put somebody else as the deputy, then what happens to them when I get back?
Matthew Grayson, Prime Minister of Kraplakistan
Well if you left we'd probably give it to Belle, so I guess when you got back the only fair thing would be a naked jelly wrestling match for the position
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