Kurt was really late home last night, I was up all night worrying about what he was doing
I am sure he just left work at 11:05pm and then travelled 6.25km to a local bar
Um... yeah probably. Wait, are you having him followed?
What? I am horribly offended by such an accusation
Just promise if you find anything you will tell me, even if it's bad
What if he is doing something really horrible? Like non-consensual dwarf tossing
If Kurt is involved in non-consensual dwarf tossing I want to be the first to know
I think the dwarf would probably be the first to know
