Last night Kurt Milstead didn't turn up for his shift at work
Really? I suppose that's not too bad, where did he go?
The Rusty Trombone, it's a popular gay jazz bar
Maybe they just have really good, affordable meals
He then left with a man named Alejandro Zeolla
Oh, but that might just be a friend of his who happens to also enjoy the food
They then went back to Alejandro's apartment and had sex
