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2. PM congratulates deputy on engagement

Matthew Grayson, Prime Minister of Kraplakistan
Congratulations Nia, awesome news about the engagement
Thanks Matt, to be honest I wasn't sure how you'd take it
Matthew Grayson, Prime Minister of Kraplakistan
What do you mean? I have always told you Kurt is a great guy and that you should get married before you get too old
I know, but with our history I thought that it might be a little bit weird
Matthew Grayson, Prime Minister of Kraplakistan
Our history? Oh, do you mean the frequent casual sex that we had?
I guess when you put it that way it does seem stupid to think you'd be bothered
Matthew Grayson, Prime Minister of Kraplakistan
Yeah, I mean anything between you and I ended ages ago. Then I slept with your sister
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