I have photographic evidence of you having sex with another man
Please don't tell Nia, I can get you any prescription drugs you want
What? I don't take any drugs. Unless you count beer
So this is you clean? Wow, I never would guessed
Fuck you, and stop changing the subject. You need to come clean to Nia
I love her, I really do. I just have these other desires that I can't control
I don't care. You either tell her or poof, you mysteriously disappear. That was a sound effect, not a gay remark
