Hey, there is something I need to talk to you about
Is this about the secret gay sex you have been having?
Matt said he wouldn't tell anybody if I came clean
He didn't, it was Jessica. She may be a ninja but she is also a woman
I am sorry, I really am. I promise I will stop doing it
What? You are attracted to men, you can't just stop doing it
That's not what my church has been saying since I was 14
