What the hell is Operation Burning Maple and why do I need to approve it?
Because we need you to sign off on troop deployments
Troops? Nobody told me about sending more troops to Afghanistan
This is a new deployment. We are declaring war on Canada
You can't just declare war. Haven't you heard of the United Nations?
Belle, you don't seem to understand. They insulted us... On TV
I get that, but wouldn't you feel better if you just insulted Canada on TV?
Wow, that would make me feel better. Do you happen to know if the Canadian PM's wife is fat?
