We have called you all here today to address comments made by the Canadian Prime Minister
These comments related to our leadership qualities. Ironic, coming from the leader of Canada
A country where the only qualification you need to be PM is enjoying the taste of maple syrup
So our official view is that the Canadian Prime Minister is full of crap
His greatest skill seems to be attributing problems to completely unrelated factors
For example... Canada may be cold, but not cold enough to cause that much shrinkage
We will not be taking any questions at this stage, thank you all for your time
