Please tell me I get to have a say in my bridesmaid dress, because if you make me wear puffy sleeves I won't show up
It is the duty of the bridesmaid to wear an ugly dress to make the bride look better, everybody knows that
Isn't being a bridesmaid bad enough by itself?
You can't complain, if you didn't end things with Matt you might be the one getting married
Matt... the guy who couldn't make today's meeting because he is trying to teach his donkey to fetch?
What? He told me he had a training seminar
