There is a letter for you from Canada. I left in on your desk
Do you know if it was ticking? There is a pretty good chance it's a bomb
It's just a flat, standard sized envelope. I doubt it's a bomb
It's a photo of a penis, with "Pics or shut the fuck up - Stephen Harper" written on the back
That's it. Sarah, can you please get me a digital camera
He'll also need a computer with a copy of Photoshop
