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36. Skinny jeans and eye-liner

Belle Adams, Government Minister
You are really serious about the sexting issue, and I don't understand why?
Because I really just want to punish teenage boys
Belle Adams, Government Minister
What do you have against teenage boys?
They wear skinny jeans and eye-liner and girls are getting their tits out for them
Belle Adams, Government Minister
I don't think they are getting their tits out because of that
It's a subconscious thing, they are more willing because the guys suddenly look like chicks
Belle Adams, Government Minister
It's just a fashion trend, they aren't trying to trick anybody
Any guy who chooses to wear makeup has to be up to something
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