Come on, what was it like being fucked by a gay guy?
Do I really need to discuss this with all of you?
Yes you do, it's an interesting experience that none of us will have
Fine. You know how almost every porn movie follows the same format?
You mean oral, penetration, anal if applicable, oral again then finish with a cumshot
Pretty much. It was like he was following instructions. The same way every time
He probably just memorised the plot of a porn movie he saw when he was younger
Could have been worse. At least he picked one where the girl gets oral