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48. A virtual virgin

Nia Adams, Deputy Leader of Kraplakistan
You know that Kathie was just messing with you about Michael
Good, cause I would never sleep with somebody that was a friend
Nia Adams, Deputy Leader of Kraplakistan
Is there anybody in your life that you would sleep with? Or are sleeping with?
No, and I don't even have any memory of people from my past
Nia Adams, Deputy Leader of Kraplakistan
I never thought of that, your memory loss makes you a virtual virgin
You're right, I can't remember ever experiencing anything sexual
Nia Adams, Deputy Leader of Kraplakistan
Wait, so ninja's don't even masturbate?
I don't, but most probably do. I imagine we could do it quite sneakily too
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