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59. The Kraplakistan Version

Michael Dolley, President of Kraplakistan
I looked into the gaming thing you were talking about, have you ever heard of a game called "Oh No! Zombies"?
I think so, is that the one were you run around killing zombies with like 60 different weapons?
Michael Dolley, President of Kraplakistan
Yeah, the Kraplakistan version features no blood splatter, and the corpses disappear when you kill them
What? Doesn't that go against The Zombie Preparedness Through Realistic Depictions In Media policy
Michael Dolley, President of Kraplakistan
You just made up that policy right then
Oh, well we still need to do something about it
Michael Dolley, President of Kraplakistan
For sure, they completely removed the zombie nursing home level
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