I know that the situation with Jess is important, but what are we doing about Haiti?
Belle is on her way over now and we have a press conference later today
What is our official position? Because I am definitely in favour of offering support
What? Of course we are going to offer support. Who wouldn't offer support?
That crazy televangelist douche Pat Robertson. He said they made a deal with the devil
Even the devil would have to be offended by that, not to mention what god would think
Hell yeah, if Pat Robertson doesn't end up with rectum cancer out of this then there can't possibly be a god
