Did you have a good valentines day?
My most recent partner is now off buying valentines gifts for men, of course I didn't
Gay men must have it so easy on valentines day
Because if they are both men they would know the only gift men really want
This will be interesting... What is the only gift men really want?
For somebody to touch their penis
So you are saying that for your birthday, all you want is for somebody to touch your penis?
Hell yes! Obviously not anybody, I have a list of approved people in my office