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86. Valentines

Matthew Grayson, Prime Minister of Kraplakistan
Did you have a good valentines day?
My most recent partner is now off buying valentines gifts for men, of course I didn't
Matthew Grayson, Prime Minister of Kraplakistan
Gay men must have it so easy on valentines day
Why do you say that?
Matthew Grayson, Prime Minister of Kraplakistan
Because if they are both men they would know the only gift men really want
This will be interesting... What is the only gift men really want?
Matthew Grayson, Prime Minister of Kraplakistan
For somebody to touch their penis
So you are saying that for your birthday, all you want is for somebody to touch your penis?
Matthew Grayson, Prime Minister of Kraplakistan
Hell yes! Obviously not anybody, I have a list of approved people in my office
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