Good morning sir, I thought you were on vacation
I forgot, so I figured I might as well come in and get some work done
Then why did a Las Vegas strip club charge $2000 to your government credit card an hour ago?
You are in Vegas without me?
I'm quite clearly not in Vegas, something weird is going on
Whatever, if you didn't want me to come you could have just said so. No need to be a prick about it
What are you talking about? I am standing right next to you
