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97. An awesome mascot

Michael Dolley, President of Kraplakistan
Was it you who gave the approval for the drug week mascot?
Yeah, it is an awesome mascot. Don't you like it?
Michael Dolley, President of Kraplakistan
I am just not sure what a talking salmon has to do with drug prevention?
See, my thinking is that a talking salmon will freak the hell out of people on drugs and make them not want to be on drugs
Michael Dolley, President of Kraplakistan
I guess that makes sense. What were some of the other ideas that got rejected?
I think the second choice was a talking bong
Michael Dolley, President of Kraplakistan
I am glad you decided against that, it could have promoted the wrong message
Unlikely, that bong was a major douche. He'd put anyone off drugs
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