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98. Business skills

Matthew Grayson, Prime Minister of Kraplakistan
Have you ever taken any illegal drugs?
I am clean. Do you need my pee?
Matthew Grayson, Prime Minister of Kraplakistan
I don't mean recently, I mean have you in the past
When I started stripping, there were a lot of girls who were on a lot of stuff
Matthew Grayson, Prime Minister of Kraplakistan
So you have? I am honestly just curious, you won't get in trouble or anything
No. I learnt that the girls who were high always put on a crap show and didn't get the good tippers, so I always stayed clean
Matthew Grayson, Prime Minister of Kraplakistan
You're like the Donald Trump of getting your tits out
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